my head is full of numbers, don't talk to me or i'll forget them.

Indus Valley 3000
Old Egypt 2200
Minoans 2200
Middle Egypt 2040
Mycenaeans 2000
Bronze Metallurgy 1500
Hittites 1600-1200
Phoenicians and Olmec, Iron Metallurgy 1200
New Egypt 1070
Israel and Shang/Zhou 1020
Chavin and Assyria 900
Celts 500
Confucius and Buddha, Jainism 550
Delian and Warring States 480
Achemenid, Mauryan, and Alexander the Great 323

Gupta 320
Moche 500
Maya 500
Sui and Tang 618
Islam 630
Umayyad 660
Song 690
Sasanid 640
Abbasid 7450
Champa rice 800
Charlemagne 814
Crusades 1096-1200
Mongols and Ghana 1200s
Renaissance 1200-1500
Mali 1240
Yuan 1270
Ottomans 1300
Plague 1350
Ming 1360
Tamerlane and Zheng He 1400
Ottoman seize Constantinople 1453
Songhai 1464
Unification of Russia, Vasco Da Gama 1480
New World and Colombian Exchange 1500s
Delhi and Safavid, Suleyman (end Renaissance) 1500
Protestant Reformation 1519
Aztec and Mughal 1521 (M. -1855)
Inca 1533
Copernicus 1540
Slave Trade 1550-1815
Tokugawa and Queen Elizabeth, Akbar 1600
Qing 1644-1911
Peace of Westphalia 1648
Peter the Great 1670
Absolutism 1700s
Louis XIV 1715
Industrialism in England 1750
Catherine the Great 1760
French and Haitian Revolutions 1790
Benito Juarez and Industrialism in the West (Americas and Western Europe) 1800
Congress of Vienna, Shaka Zulu (End Slave Trade) 1815
Opium Wars, Ottoman Tanzimat, Simon Bolivar 1840
Sepoy and Taiping Rebellions, Crimean War ( End Mughal) 1855
Emancipation Proclamation and of Serfs 1860
Self-Strengthening Movement, Meiji Restoration, Suez Canal 1865
Industrialism in Japan and Russia 1880s-1890s
Colonization of Egypt, Berlin West Africa Conference 1885
Battle of Adowa 1895
Mexican Revolution, Panama Canal (Fall Qing) 1910
WWI 1914
Balfour Declaration and Treaty of Versailles, May 4th Movement 1919